I know what you're thinking: I was becoming a little unhinged.I was single at the time, fresh out of your typical ho-hum relationship with a man who would never give me what I wanted.I opened the thumbnail and here was a nude, Eastern European model in stilettos splayed over a highway median in the desert.It wasn't at all distasteful, but I thought, why would he send me this?
Phrases like “new leash on life” and “don’t make me beg” might be taken the wrong way if you haven’t perfected a non-jerk face tone of voice. If you see the same (hopefully) single dog walker at the dog park every day, feel free to use this classic line: “You come here often?If your crush’s dog is playing with yours, check out the strange dog’s collar, then say (in hearing distance from his owner): “Lookin’ good, Rover. If your dog is humping a cute stranger’s dog, introduce yourself and quickly bring up the matchmaking skills of Pongo and Perdita in ‘101 Dalmatians’. Conversation will flow easily if you’re talking about the one thing you know you already have in common: dogs.