If you're a regular Twitter user and you're single and you haven't swapped flirty direct messages (DMs) with someone and subsequently developed a bit of a crush on them, you're doing it wrong.
Whether you're organising revolutions to overthrow dictators, putting together clean-up operations after riots or sharing pictures of your breakfast with your favourite ITV2 celebrities (Yo @lemontwittor - check out my muesli, bro!
She wants instant gratification even though we've exchanged only a few words online.
But in the modern world, in which the internet has become a vehicle for all manner of impropriety, she regards this kind of behaviour as perfectly acceptable.
In order to fit in with the general ethos of the website I have invented a wife.
And all of them are looking for an opportunity to betray their spouses. But I wanted to find out what sort of woman uses such a site.